Lance Armstrong vs. Obama ad-Dajjal

By now most of you have heard of the sins of Lance Armstrong, how he cheated and how he lied. Clearly he is no longer considered to be a good role model.

But in all fairness we should compare him to the world's most important role model, Obama ad-Dajjal, who has done and continues to do the following:

• He muddied the true circumstances of his birth so that no one could tell for certain whether or not he is eligible for the office he holds.
• When it was convenient for him to be called "Kenyan-born" or "a citizen of Indonesia" he did so, but when it was necessary for him to be called a "natural-born citizen of the United States" he switched sides.
• He apparently uses a Social Security number that belongs to someone else.
• He kills people, including children and goat herders in far-off lands because he thinks they are our enemies, and then he conceals the circumstances of and the reasons for their deaths in the name of "national security".
• He relentlessly pursues and vigorously prosecutes whistle blowers whose only real crime is to tell the truth to the American people about what fakirs like Obama ad-Dajjal are doing in secret.
• He seals up and hides any and all documentation which would allow we the people to decide these matter for ourselves.

You may think it's fair and necessary to crap on Lance Armstrong, and perhaps it is, but I'm not going to join you until the biggest liar in the world, your "President" Obama ad-Dajjal, finally comes clean and tells us all his inconvenient truths too.