Obama's Final State Of The Union

I did not listen to Obama ad-Dajjal last night, but I think this is what he said:

I came, I saw, I lied.

I won, so I lied some more.

Then I won a second time, so I decided I should just keep on lying.

I will continue to interfere with the US political process until the day I die. I owe you that much.

You may worship me now.