Fastest growing jobs

According to Yahoo!, these 6 jobs are "sweeping the nation":

http://education.yahoo.net/articles/six_fast-growing_jobs.htm?kid=1O0L3

#1 You tell people what to do with their money, diverting much of it to yourself, to Wall Street, or to bankgangsters.

#2 You tell people what to do with their data (some or most of which was stolen from the commons).

#3 You help companies separate fools from their money (not that different from Job #1).

#4 You do the heavy lifting for doctors and medical corporations who make the big bucks.

#5 You keep the health of seniors from slipping down to "death panel" level. Sometimes you don't.

#6 You play with 0s and 1s, hoping to produce the next viral video game.

If these are the jobs of tomorrow, say hello to a Third World economy. This kind of crap does not generate enough capital to pay for Japanese, Koreans, Chinese, and others to make your cars and iPads. How much more debasement can the dollar stand?