This morning I had the misfortune of seeing some of the "royal wedding" on TV while working out at Planet Fitness.
I noticed that some of the depraved persons behind the recent abominations in NYC were in attendance (e.g., Amal Clooney). In case you don't remember which abominations I mean, you can read about them here:
I wish the happy couple long and fruitful lives, but I'm never going to bow down and grovel before this self appointed "royalty" which many of you seem to admire to the point of worship.
In fact, here's a wedding song for them and their ilk: