Ebola Questions For Homeland Security

Dear US Department of "Homeland Security":

As you may or may not have heard, there is an Ebola outbreak in Africa which threatens to spread globally. Could you please stop surfing the Internet for porn for a few minutes to answer some questions about your response or the lack thereof to this grave threat to our "homeland"?

(1) I have heard that you or your minions maintain a "no-fly list" which contains the names of singer-songwriter Cat Stevens, several internationally recognized human rights activists, and hundreds of other people who pose absolutely no threat to our security, yet you allow people infected with the Ebola virus to board airplanes and breeze right into our country. Why is that?

(2) You have spent untold millions of dollars on machines and personnel to search for non-existent explosive devices in our shoes, underwear, and genitals, yet you appear to have neither purchased equipment nor trained your staff to detect people infected with the Ebola virus when they get off the airplanes and breeze right into our country. Why is that?

(3) You have spent further untold millions of dollars to spy on just about everyone in the world and to track their movements and activities, yet you seem unable to locate or track the thousands of people in the Ebola outbreak area who have visas to freely enter the United States or to locate or track the people whom they may infect. Why is that?

(4) Whoever it is that wrote your "threat" list is either a dumbass or a sick political operative who apparently considers patriotic people to be "extremists" and a danger to the government, yet has little or no concern for the threat posed to the very existence of our nation by people carrying the virus of the most dangerous disease outbreak in recent times. Why is that?

I would also like to suggest that you fire most of the dumbasses who work in your department and replace them with individuals who have common sense and who really care about the United States, should any such people still exist.

And by the way, is this the sort of political operative who should be appointed to manage our response to the outbreak?

http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2014-10-17/meet-americas-new-ebola-czar

WTF ???