Penis Transplants For The Troops

It's about time we do this for our troops, many of whom lose their junk for G-d and country:

http://www.nytimes.com/2015/12/07/health/penis-transplants-being-planned-to-heal-troops-hidden-wounds.html

However, I think the first one should go to Obama ad-Dajjal, especially if it comes with balls attached. He desperately needs a much bigger pair than the ones he has.